Friends, Enemies, and Internet Losers: I have returned.

The Loudmouth Bear Week In Review – Sunday Edition (Video)

Sunday Wrap-Up: November 1, 2009

No video this week. This week I lost an old friend and a new friend lost someone very dear to her. Just didn’t seem right to make fun of the world’s problems this week.

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Sunday Wrap-Up: October 25, 2009

 

THE PIECE AS ORIGINALLY SCRIPTED…

Friends, enemies, and Internet losers, I have returned. My name is Baron S. Cameron and I am wearing my pajamas. Why? Because I am lazy, today is Sunday, and I wanted to look extra sexy for the Wrap-Up today.

I had something else all written up but changed it when I saw an ad on my Facebook profile page that said “Young Women Want to Date You!” Can I let you in on a little secret? No, they don’t. How do I know this? Call it an educated guess.

When I was in my early 20s, I was the frontman for a band. I actually used to get pissed off when the girls in the front row asked me to take my shirt off. Can I let you in on another little secret? No one asks me to take my shirt off anymore.

I have a few friends who are beautiful, young women in their early 20s and it is nice to have them around. They’re like window dressing with brains and personalities. Whenever someone asks me if I’m “getting some of that,” I just smile and say, “You wish.”

There’s not really an age concern in my local. We just go with the “drunk” label and leave it at that. With that being the case, the gap between ages of customers is 40 years in some cases. But we are all friendly with each other for the most part. It’s only when an alien presence sees a 60 year old man talking with a 19 year old knockout that they seem to think that something untoward in going on. We’re all just friends.

I guess what I’m saying, is that is you need a Ferrari and a little blue pill in order for a young woman to want to talk to you, you probably shouldn’t be talking to a young woman in the first palce.

Even if the ad on your Facebook site says they want to date you.

 


Sunday Wrap-Up: October 18, 2009

 

THE PIECE AS ORIGINALLY SCRIPTED…

Friends, enemies, and Internet losers, I have returned. Hello. My name is Baron S. Cameron and this is “Sunday Wrap-Up.”

Right off the bat…

Was it a hoax? I am certainly starting to think so. The Sherriff’s department says that charges will be laid. In fact, they may have already. I haven’t turned on my TV today. Want to know why? Because I am tired of hearing about the fucking “Balloon Boy.” Especially considering that he should be more appropriately named, “The Boy in the Box.”

Now you may ask why a father would do such a thing… Really? No, really? Have we learned nothing from that dark March day in 1983. March 12, 1983, the day when a publicity seeking loner named John David Stutts shot and killed Buckwheat as he left 30 Rock? People will do almost anything for their 15 minutes of fame… clock’s ticking weirdo.

Speaking of fame…

Can we put as a condition of their divorce that neither Jon, nor Kate, ever appear on TV again? I am getting real tired of these two. Can they just move over and let another freak in their place? You were famous for doing a show that exploited your drug addled, infertile womb and now you don’t have the show anymore. Get off TV. Jon, grow the fuck up. And Kate, find a hairstylist that doesn’t walk with a white cane.

Other than that, I hope you had a good week. I hope next week is good for you, and I should probably see you again next Sunday.

Bye.