I don’t ACTUALLY freak out
it’s fine until I start thinking and thinking about it
I’m actually insane
The following is a verbatim transcription of a chat we had this morning. I have the greatest friends in the world and I am determined to slowly prove to all of you that this is indeed the case. Deliciously out of character but a smile generator nonetheless. It is definitely the “cute shit my friend says to me on Facebook Chat.”
Friend – :S
i feel bad.
Baron – why?
or did you do something stupid again?
Friend – haha
read the link [to a review of a recent show, at which, she kind of started a fight]
Baron – your fight?
Friend – i feel really bad
how stupid of me
hope that didn’t ruin her show for her [the reviewer]
Baron – Does she know it was you?
Friend – no
Baron – dare ya to tell her. Tell her why too! Some douche getting all pushy and feeling you up so you let him have it
Friend – i donno if i was right or wrong in doing that, but damn
“like i said, everyone is entitled to those SHIT days”
Would you like a non sequitur with that?
“i think i’m really into orange juice right now”
and his friend took a pic of my shoes, which, if THAT gets posted is going on my blog
(via Jak & Jil Blog)
i don’t jump puddles i run through them
and stop to enjoy the ripples