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The PF System of Measurement

The PF System of measurement is a simple guess-timation of degree and usually consists of putting PF in front of an existing adverb or adjective. Please allow me to demonstrate:

“Hey Bra, did you enjoy the concert?”


“How loud was it?”


*You’ll notice the guy using the term “Bra” had to ask about the concert because he wasn’t there. People who insist on using the word “Bra” are generally douche bags and don’t get invited out much. Here’s another example, this time using an adverb:

“Wow, Mike! That bear was running Pretty Fucking fast… Mike?”


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