Working out the work out
Today I got to ask two women I hadn’t seen in a very long time a slightly embarrassing question.
The jogging routine I’ve been doing is helping the pounds to drop, which is good. I’m not whacked out of my mind on sugar and caffeine because I don’t drink Coca~Cola anymore, which is good. I’m doing core exercises to strengthen my upper body and stomach muscles (making my back feel a great deal better), which is good. I started this regime in order to improve my health without too much thought about my physique; however, with a new relationship on the horizon, I have given some thought to what I could best describe as my “bedroom appearance.” I don’t know if it has a name but I call it that spot “over your pelvis, below the belly, and above the genitals.” I need to firm it up. I realize parts of the male body should “dangle” most of the time, but the patch of flesh above probably shouldn’t.
I have received one exercise tip from a friend who is really into yoga. It should help. I don’t know if I should expect a response from from my personal trainer friend, maybe after she finishes laughing.
This entry was posted on August 19, 2009 by Baron S. Cameron. It was filed under Straight from The Bear's loud mouth (insane ramblings disguised as social commentary) and was tagged with Baron S. Cameron, British Columbia, Canada, contrarian, loud mouth, loudmouth bear, vancouver, writing.