Friends, Enemies, and Internet Losers: I have returned.

Damn the torpedoes

If you smoke cigarettes, you die. If you drink booze, you die. If you eat fatty foods, you die. If you don’t exercise, you die. If you drink too much water, you die. If you jog without stopping, you die. If you take too many vitamins, you die. If you leave your doctor’s office with a clean bill of health and get hit by a bus, you die.

If you are alive, you die.

This morning I had two extra pieces of bacon and put a lot of butter and cream cheese in my scrambled eggs. I really liked it. And I’m not sorry.

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3 responses

  1. Elaine Mayo

    BRAVO!

    October 13, 2008 at 04:05

  2. L

    No no no.

    Signed the contract at birth.

    Life is a series of negotiations on the terms of death.

    Drive a bike 160km-those are your terms
    Smoke-those are your terms
    Drink-part of your terms
    Don’t exercise?-negotiate to exercise

    Hit by a bus? risk taken by signing up.

    There IS a control in all the chaos.

    That said, my wine glass is empty.

    October 27, 2008 at 03:12

  3. Degenerate Word Whore.

    The minute something is born, it has already begun to die.

    January 5, 2009 at 18:49

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